A night with NLyUK!
Hooker: it’s £70 for sex and blow job
Me: can we do 69?
Hooker: No haggling
Hooker: it’s £70 for sex and blow job
Me: can we do 69?
Hooker: No haggling
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nice idea!
I've just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for Christmas.
Although what the daft bastard wants with an ex box I'll never know.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife was one of the trial patients for the new vaccine
The bad news is she’s been moody, not up for any sex and has a hairy chin and moustache
Anyway, the good news is there don’t seem to be any side effects to the vaccineAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I got a political advent calendar.
It's like a normal advent calendar, but there's a dick in number 10.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“I’m vegan”Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do mechanics and lesbians have in common?
Snap-on toolsAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I remember back in the day when I was in school, I could really hold a note!
It read: “Don’t let this boy in the choir he can’t sing for tulipe.”
From my Mum.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?
Because anyone who lives there that knows how to run, jump and swim is already in the US.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her like a choir boyAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If Donald Trump is so popular, why did three million dead people vote against him?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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