Scottish Conservative MPs have warned that Scotland could become a third world country if it achieves independence. I'm not sure it could improve to that level myself.
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The inventor of the crossword puzzle lives near me. He's three streets across and two down.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Yo momma’s so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought THE EXORCIST was a workout video.
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and Skittles came out.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew.
Yo momma’s so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Yo mama so old her birth certificate says “expired”.
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?
Talk.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My grandparents were named Pearl and Dean
But we called them grandma and grandpapapapapapapapapapapaa...Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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Teachers in England have announced their Plan B
Have 5 months furlough
Have 6 week summer holiday
Have 14 days isolation
Have 6 months full pay sick leave (stress)
Come back for teacher training day.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I’m tired of Democrats saying they need immigrants to do the things ordinary Americans won’t.
Like what; voting Democrat?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I said to the barman, "See that fat bird in the corner? Give her my phone number will you?"
"What?" he said. "Why for ****'s sake?"
"Because I've just started up a burger van business."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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