What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
It goes back four seconds!
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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
About 5000 miles.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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‘Put the cat out’.
‘I didn’t realize it was on fire.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For NAT
Yo mama is so ugly that… well… look at you!
Yo mama is so stupid that when she went for a blood test, she asked for time to study.
Yo mama is so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her what’s she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View Post
Some things even seasoned professionals need to share!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Yo mama is so fat that when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders had finished.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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A.A. Milne has been downgraded to C.D. MilneOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Yo mama is so poor she couldn’t pay attentionOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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