What’s the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist?
One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!
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What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What do you call 2 jalapenos having sex?
F***ing hot!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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“My teenage daughter came home in a rage.
‘I’ve just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!’
I put down my paper: ‘Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will.’Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None they just beat the room for being black.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?
A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynaecologist looks up your family bush.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Whats long, Hard and Erects stuff?
A Crane!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
Beat it, we’re closed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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