I take great care when putting ketchup on my dinner.
All my food is responsibly sauced.
All my food is responsibly sauced.
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Businesses in Vatican City have been banned from accepting cash.
It's a PayPal edict.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Wouldn't that be a transgender vegan? The word order doesn't make any sense.Originally posted by vetran View PostComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
corrected!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Heinz have come up with an alphabet soup-based laxative to help constipated diners. They've called it Letter Rip.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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If you take your own Bacon to a Vegan restaurant, do they charge porkage?.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just had a video chat with an attractive women who said she’ll do anything I want for only $100. She agreed to come to my house tomorrow. Fingers crossed she does a good job repairing my garden fence.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Q. What did one saggy boob say to the other?
A. We better get some support, or people are gonna think were nuts.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If you break up with your girlfriend and she wants to move out make sure you order her a taxi for 8pm on Thursday. That way with everyone clapping it’ll look like the whole street is glad to see the back of her.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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