Prince William: "Hi Harry. Dad has COVID-19."
Prince Harry: "Yours might have."
Prince Harry: "Yours might have."
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Whoever said one person can't change the world never ate an undercooked batAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I ordered a chinese there, wee chinese driver comes to the door and I walked out to meet him. The chap then started shouting "isolate isolate". I said "Mate your'e not that late, I only ordered 10 minutes ago".
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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There's only so long before watching porn and wanking becomes boring.
But I'll give it a few more years.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Prince Charles has tested positive for Coronavirus, but reassures us, he’s in good spirits.
OK for some, the rest of us have to make do with cheap disinfectant.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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If BT want to improve the nation's broadband speed why don't they just send me round a hooker every nightAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Well poor old Prince Charles has tested positive for COVID -19.
Sorry Charles, but you would insist on shagging an old bat.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Feel like trying some watersports tonight?" asked my wife, grinning.
"Ok," I replied. "If urine the mood."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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There still seems to be a lot of confusion about this new virus.
Most people don't know their SARS from their EBOLA.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was shagging the wife at 8pm.
Goin at it like the clappers.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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