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    WTFH told me onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      WTFH told me onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
      and missed, of course

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        Apparently there is going to be a charity re-recording of Steelers Wheel's big hit to raise money for the people quarantined on Merseyside

        Renamed to Stuck In The Wirral With Flu
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          Just been blocked by Gary Barlow on Twitter. Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it.
          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers.

            It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
            Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
            I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

            I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              Apparently Charles Dickens' 'Tale of Two Cities' was serialised in two local newspapers.

              It was the Bicester Times. It was the Worcester Times.
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              A couple of Midlands newspapers recently serialised Dickens’ A Tale Of Two Cities.
              It was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times.
              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              Just found out that A Tale of Two Cities was originally serialised in two local newspapers.

              It was The Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
              Please can I win todays "WTFH spoilsport" award for being a miserable git by pointing out the above? I just wanted to get in before the sad mod posts it....

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Please can I win todays "WTFH spoilsport" award for being a miserable git by pointing out the above? I just wanted to get in before the sad mod posts it....
                I hereby award BP Miserable Git of the Day

                Here is your prize
                Married

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                  Interviewer: How are you at PowerPoint?

                  Me: I Excel at it

                  I: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

                  M: Word
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                    Interviewer: How are you at PowerPoint?

                    Me: I Excel at it

                    I: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

                    M: Word
                    KUATB



                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    Boss: How good are you at Power Point?


                    Me: I Excel at it


                    Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?


                    Me: Word
                    Last edited by ladymuck; 27 February 2020, 18:04.

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                      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                      KUATB
                      Good artists borrow;

                      Great artists steal!
                      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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