Yesterday my audiologist told me I’d gone deaf.
Well that’s something I didn’t expect to hear.
Well that’s something I didn’t expect to hear.
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How sad that Jeffrey Epstein's suicide watch prison guard was tragically killed in a car accident tomorrow.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
AlickalotapussOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows.
I said, "Yes, of course. That's 20 cows."Comment
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Acoustic.
what a scottish farmer uses
to control his cattle.Comment
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A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good
value for money.
Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I have had the sh1ts for 5 weeks. Went to the doctor last Friday. He said not to worry, they go back to school on Tuesday.....Comment
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What’s brown and sticky?
AnalOriginally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Brillo said to me “what rhymes with orange”
I replied “No it doesn’t”…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
What’s brown and sticky? (Part 2)
Stick Man lives in the family tree With his Stick Lady Love and their stick children three.' But it's dangerous being a Stick ManA dog wants to play with him, a swan builds her nest with him. Heeven ends up on a fire! Will he ever get back to the family tree?
No he gets shoved up someone ass (now brown)
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