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    Have you tried blindfolded archery?


    You don’t know what you’re missing.
    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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      How many Freudians does it take to change a light boob?
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Before my surgery, the anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.


        ...it was an ether/oar situation.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          I bought some Jelly Babies in Aldi.


          I’m a bit disappointed they’re not called Aldi Young Dudes.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            HER: How much do you know about toilets?


            ME: I've read many books on them.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              A policeman knocked on my door last week and told me that my dog was chasing a person on a bike.

              Millie doesn't even own a bike.
              …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                Police are hunting the 'knitting needle nutter' who has stabbed 6 people. They believe he could be following some kind of pattern.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  Today is National Orgasm Day.

                  and I bet that some of you have already celebrated on your own, you bunch of selfish
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    As part of National Orgasm Day, BrilloPad has decided to hold a meeting for people who struggle to reach orgasm. He was telling me that he really hopes someone comes.
                    …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                      Limbo is the only sport where being bad at it means you've set the bar really high.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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