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My wife went to see" fifty shades darker " with her friends .
I went to bed at 11-30
When she got home , she stood inside the bedroom door with a leather lash and a chain ,
I thought this could be interesting ,
she said :
" you forgot to walk the ******* dog "
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I came home last evening to find the wife stretched out on the bed.
She said "I'm feeling really horny, if you tie me up you can do anything you like"
So I tied her up and went off to the pub
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
I went to see an escort last night. She advertised a real girlfriend experience. When I got there she opened the door and said, "You're late, I bet you've been down the pub." We didn't speak for the rest of the night and I ended up sleeping on the sofa.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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