It's ironic that the people who go on about fat acceptance demand you don't call them fat.
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Originally posted by vetran View PostI went to the library and asked if they had the book about tiny penises...
The librarian said, "I don't think it's in yet."
I said, "Yes, that's the one."Originally posted by vetran View PostI walked into the library and asked if they had a book on short dicks.The librarian said "I don't think it's in yet" I said "yes that's the one"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. But Gandhi never had to deal with HMRCComment
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