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A mother shark is teaching her young how to eat humans...
"First, you go straight at them and then you circle them. You go straight at them again and circle them again. Finally, you go straight at them and then you eat them"
"But, mom, why can't I just eat them the first time around?"
"Well, I suppose you can, but why would you want to eat them with all the tulip still inside?"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.
The brunette thinks 'I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert.'
The blonde thinks 'I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the dowdy brunette for me and she slapped the beast.'
The Frenchman thinks 'I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake.'
The Englishman thinks 'I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again.'Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did the French chef commit suicide?
He lost his huile d'olive.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The Old Jokes Home phoned. They think one might have escaped.Originally posted by vetran View PostWhen freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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one for AssGuru
A man is buying a banana, an apple and two eggs.
The female cashier says: "You must be single."
The man answers: "Wow, how did you know?"
Cashier: "Because you're ugly."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?
A gun has only one trigger.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why did the blind lady fall into the well?
Because... she couldn't see that well.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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One for Brillo
A son walks up to his dad and tells him: "Dad, did you know in other countries you don't know who your wife is until you get married?"
His dad replies: "It's like that everywhere son."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts?
One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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