Greece is like crime.
It doesn't pay.
It doesn't pay.
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
My mate slapped me and told me to stop boasting about the size of my garden.
All I said was my wife had been sunbathing out the back all day.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I had a Greek dinner last night.
I left the restaurant without paying the bill.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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First it was 50 shades of grey
Now it's 50 states of gayAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Winnie the poo : the most vindictive chapter in Nelson Mandela's autobiography.Comment
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Times are tight for MF. So he decides to send his wife on the street.
At the end of the first day she comes back with £130.20 - so MF asks who gave her the 20p.
She replies "All of them".Comment
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For our Divorcees
My ex was so fat and disgusting that my mattress is now made of suppressed memory foam.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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She laughed so hard the tears ran down her legs.Comment
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