I've been looking for a committed girlfriend for years.
I finally met one last week. She was wandering around in the mental hospital.
I finally met one last week. She was wandering around in the mental hospital.
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Where does a Muslim buy his building supplies?
I'm guessing it's not at Jewson's.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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too true
You know you're drunk when you get home, put food in the microwave and then enter your pin number.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I tried my hand at housekeeping.
Didn't go well, now I'm homeless.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Rachel Dolezal's white friends are quite upset.
They all thought they had at least one black friend.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Never say never.
Whoops! I've just said it twice.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I had a game of chess against Rachel Dolezal today.
I moved first because she wanted to be black.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A couple of naked lesbians barged into the house today, and started wrestling with my wife while she was in the bath.
I tried to help, but I could only knock one out.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I just met a Feminist magician - she turns men into Misogynists.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The RHS have now renamed the "Cliff Richard" rose "Agorophobia" as it seems it's never going to come out.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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