I'm managing a disabled tribute act to 'Steps'.
They have changed the name to 'Ramps'
They have changed the name to 'Ramps'
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I invited my Muslim neighbours round to sit in the garden for a BBQ.
Half way through, I informed the husband that his wife had been unfaithful to him with lots of men.
She hadn't but I needed the rockery moving.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I liked it when Katie Hopkins decided to prove a point by getting fat.
There was just so much more of her to hate.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just because I shagged her sister, my wife went to Cash Converters with my Gold Rolex.
The police say it's my problem - seems you've got to be female for them to take revenge Pawn seriously!.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Animal rights groups would be up in arms if they knew what KFC really stood for, Killing F***ing ChickensAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published.
It was about f**king thyme.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Typography experts say That Times New Roman is a bad font to use when typing up a CV for job applications.
As I know from experience, Dingbats is worse.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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