How do the Welsh find sheep in long grass?
... most pleasurable.
... most pleasurable.
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The Welsh have discovered a new use for sheep - they can get wool from them.Originally posted by baronne View PostHow do the Welsh find sheep in long grass?
... most pleasurable.Join Big Group - don't let them get away with it
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As I now live in Wales - just to even things up :-
A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man, 'Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi!' [Don't drink the water. It's disgusting!]
The man at the stream lifted his head and put a cupped hand to his ear, shrugged his shoulders at the farmer, and carried on drinking.
Realising the man at the stream couldn't hear him, the farmer moved closer, 'Paid a yfed! Dwr ych-y-fi! Defaid yn cachu yn y dwr!' [Don't drink. Water's disgusting. Sheep poo in the water.]
Still the walker couldn't hear the farmer. Finally the farmer walked right up to the man at the stream and once again said again, 'Dwr yn ych-y-fi! Paid a'i yfed!'. [Water's disgusting. Don't drink it!]
'I'm dreadfully sorry my good man, I can't understand a word you say dear boy! Can't you speak English?' Said the man at the stream, in a splendid English accent.
'Oh I see', said the farmer, 'I was just saying, if you use both hands you can get more in........ !Comment
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My girlfriend and I were talking about obscure animals.
She said, "I've always wanted to get a manatee!"
I said, "Well, that's very generous, I take it with two sugars."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My friend suffers rather badly from Parkinson's Disease. Whenever you ask him about it, he gives you a free pen just for inquiring.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Tesco has reported a record loss of £6.4 billion.
Well that's what you get for gambling on horses.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Being a fat bloke at McDonald's is a lot like being the muscle guy at the gym.
People tend to stay out of your way because they know that you mean business.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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BBC NEWS: 100 billion barrels of oil found beneath Gatwick.
CNN NEWS: USA to invade Gatwick due to reports of hiding weapons of mass destruction.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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