The inventor of internet porn died last week.
Most of his friends attended the funeral, but had to leave hastily when their wives turned up.
Most of his friends attended the funeral, but had to leave hastily when their wives turned up.
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For Zeity
At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I slipped my wife some sleeping tablets because I was horny.
With her passed out, she won't notice the hooker in our house.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Two Argentine pilots die in midair crash, killing all the passengers.
With flying skills like that, I think the Falklands will be safe for the time being.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My health has improved so much since I split up with my girlfriend
Every day since I've been feeling myselfAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Some girl in the street yelled at me "OMG! You're so hot! I want you!", It's true... You can ask Harry Styles, He was right behind meJoin IPSEComment
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For Kent Phillip
I was about to have sex with this Thai woman when suddenly I fumbled to get the condom on.
After seconds of struggling, I said, "Do you want to put it on?"
"Of course," she smiled, "I just hope it's my size."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Menses anyone
I am not good nor bad
I am not fat nor thin
I am not happy nor sad
Who can tell the mood I'm in?
What am I?
My wife when she's on her ******* period.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I read in a woman's magazine that the perfect husband is "wealthy, intelligent and has an off-button".
I hate these distorted standards for men, how's a regular guy like me meant to compete with Stephen Hawking?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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