What's the best way to smuggle drugs in Paris?
Up her arse.
Up her arse.
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Luis Suárez joins Barcelona for £75 million.
La Liga confirm tetanus injections are now mandatory for all players.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife keeps calling me lazy and useless just because I don't have a Job. I keep telling her that being on paternity leave isn't easy
And she keeps telling me he starts University next month.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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According to OPEC, the USA are now the world's greatest producer of oil.
How are they going to invade themselves?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Police interview a politician suspected of abusing children in the 1980s at Elm Guest House. When asked what he did, the politician replies "I only did what the other MPs told me to do. Bugger all".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Young women are spiraling into debt copying their celebrity idols such as Kerry Katona and Katie Price.
Someone better tell them it costs nothing to be a brainless bintAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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In a quiz, my school teacher asked me:
"What did Rolf Harris do?"
Perhaps "Two Little Boys" wasn't a good answer.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Victoria Beckham has just announced her partnership with a well known fragrance brand.
Coming this Christmas: Old Posh Spice.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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With all this sexual abuse in the news lately, I've just turned the TV over and heard about a gang apparently called 'jockeys' riding 2 yr olds on a regular basis with nobody doing anything about it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Some of our posters?
Why do they advertise online poker on TV at 2am?
I'm sitting in my underwear, watching Dave while eating a pot noodle as it drips down my vest. I'm not exactly the luckiest person in the world.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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