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A lot of prisoners fall prey to Muslim gangs and find it hard to resist the coercion to convert to Islam.
Given that Rolf already has the beard and has f***ed an 8 year old, he's a shoe-in.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance.
Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Rolf Harris and Andy Coulson are sharing a prison cell.
Andy says to Rolf 'You make me sick, fondling little girls'.
Rolf retaliates 'You're even worse!'
Andy is shocked - 'Phone hacking is nowhere near as sick!'
Rolf - Phone hacking?! I was referring to you shagging that ugly ginger bitch, Brooks.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The girl who gave 24 blowjobs for a free drink in Magaluf will be entering Britain's Got Talent.
She will be in the sword swallowing category.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I only need to get locked up for a few months I can meet all my heroes from the 70sAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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When the girl who performed 24 sex acts to get a drink in Magaluf was asked how she was going to cope with the media frenzy she replied... "I'll just have to keep my head down & wait for it to blow over"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Is the idea of a 'jokes' thread not that they're meant to be funny ????When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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What are the odds of getting a blowjob in Magaluf?
24 to 1.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Rolf Harris's sentence has been referred to the Attorney General on the grounds that it was too lenient.
It certainly was. They didn't take into account his music career.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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