One for the ladies
It's a nightmare when my p.eriod comes early
It's a nightmare when my p.eriod comes early
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A little boy was attending his first wedding.
After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded.
His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly.
"How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Some of my friends secretly downloaded an EXE file on my laptop.
It was a setup.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The wife said to me, "Whenever a World Cup game is on, let's eat something to do with that team for dinner that night."
Mexico was on, we had burritos.
Japan was on, we had sushi.
USA was on, we had burgers.
Italy was on, we had pizza.
Tuesday is England, so we're going out.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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two games, no cupAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Michael Schumacher has spoken out about global warming, in a statement he said "Things are getting pretty bad, just yesterday I was skiing and when I woke up this morning it was summer"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Stephen Hawking masturbating - Now there's a stroke of geniusAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm getting sick of taking my fat wife furniture shopping.
Four times now we've been to Ikea, and we've still not found a chaise wide.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A man from Cardiff has joined ISIS.
This means there are now three types of Muslim: Sunni, Shia, and Sheep.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's got more brains than JFK?
Jackie Kennedy's lapAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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