I got one of those 'parachute experience' days from the wife, on saturday.
She had me folding her knickers in the launderette.
She had me folding her knickers in the launderette.
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There was a Redtit in my garden today.
Admittedly, it was only a Bluetit before I shot it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Whenever I stay at a friends house they always say "You can't half snore!"
Some people have weird house rules.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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They say that sex is a great form of exercise.
Which would explain why the people who don't get any are always fat.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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An insane woman will talk gibberish...
And a sane woman will talk gibberish until she drives her man insane.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It's all go being a mental health doctor for single women.
After committing a Miss Demeanor earlier. I'm now being charged with Miss ConductAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I met her in a club down in old Soho where we drank champagne and it taste just like cherry cola.
And I thought I'd been conned at THAT point.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The wife's still not talking to me after we went looking for a little runaround for her.
"We were thinking something like a Mini," she said to the car salesman.
I couldn't help but high five the cheeky ****er when he asked, "Did you mean 'minibus'?"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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What's the difference between a circus tent, and employment in the UK?
With the tent, the poles are easily removed.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why does every one hate Syria?
Because it never understands voice commands.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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