Charles Saatchi has been spotted crying into his coffee, he's clearly missing Nigella.
That man needs to get a grip...oh wait.
That man needs to get a grip...oh wait.
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Today is National Patronising Day.
For all you peopledumbCretinous enough to not realise.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My blonde girlfriend went to change a light bulb. Five minutes later, she walked back into the room.
"How many bulbs does it take?" she asked.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"Smith, we need to talk about your maths exam!" exclaimed my teacher.
"What about it?" I asked.
"Question 4 Smith :- You are in a greengrocers. Carrots are £1 and potatoes 60p and you need 4 of each. How much do you spend?"
"Well I know I got that 100% right!" I gloated.
"But Smith, you wrote and I quote,'nothing'"
"Yes sir, me dad's got an allotment."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just got the new iPhone 5C.
It's so low budget, Siri doesn't answer my questions until after she finishes her second job as a waitress.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"premier league clubs back Dyke plan" nice headline BBC, but i think they prefer to call it Womens footballAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Gotta use this one
I'm not saying my wife is a bad driver, but her new GPS I got her just went off and said "After 400 feet, stop and let me out!'"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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tempting!
Was sat with my son watching the tetetubbies dancing and arsing about earlier.
Though my wife prefers it if I call her coffee morning mates by their correct names.....Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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A man was arrested after he stowed away in the wheel well of a flight from Malaga to London, Stanstead.
Police are calling his hiding place 'indescribably dangerous'.
A Ryanair spokesman countered with, "No ... 'Business Class'."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I'm a confident driver due to the amount of compliments I get.
Only today I managed to swerve away from hitting a man crossing the road, to which he said, "Nice driving, dickhead".Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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