L'Oreal cream for the elderly.
Because you were fit.
Because you were fit.
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A bloke at work asked me earlier if I have ever paid for sex, to which I said yes.
"How much?" He asked.
"The house, the car, and only getting to see my kids every other weekend."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I was beating my masochist bilingual friend when she shouted "Merci!", I didn't know whether or not to carry onAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I failed Binary 101.
I said it was 6.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Just bought this new 'Guess the Movie' board game
"Is it Argo?" Said my wife
I replied "No, its Elaine and Rob's turn"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I hate being married to an actress.
Every time you go to see one of her films, she talks the whole way through it.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've just got a job stuffing animals..
I'm not a Taxidermist, I work at a McDonald's in Newcastle.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Prostitutes have a great work ethic.
Their customers always come first.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Raping choirboys.
It's a Cardinal sin.
sorry normally avoid really bad taste jokes but this one launched my coffee.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My wife and I have different tastes when it comes to sex. She likes it slow and tender...
And I like it with the neighbor.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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