"You're the cutest, most gorgeous woman I've ever seen..."
"You just want to F*** me."
"...and you're pretty clever too."
"You just want to F*** me."
"...and you're pretty clever too."
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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. -
"I have a dream", Martin Luther King Jr, 28 Aug 1963
"I have a drone", Barack Hussein Obama, 28 Aug 2013
Bit of politics!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I've just learned that tantric sex is where you have sex without moving.
I've never tried it myself, but my wife does it all the time.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Made love to the wife last night just like they do in the movies.
I was fast, she was furious.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It must have been awkward for Joseph when Mary cried out, "Oh Jesus!" during sex.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone.
One minute, a Kia.
Next minute, Nokia.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I finally managed to give my wife multiple orgasms, but the bitch still isn't happy.
Apparently it doesn't count if there's five years between the first and second one.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I hate those people in this country that can't even be bothered to learn our language.
Chavs.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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I hate how homeless people shake their coin cups at me.
I get it. No need to gloat that they make more money than me.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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The UK government have agreed to pay over £1 billion to help the Nigerian government join the space race.
To get the money, the Nigerians have to send £20,000 to cover legal fees...Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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