Q. Do you know how much it costs a pirate to get his ears pieced?
A. About a buck an ear.
h/t CayRock
A. About a buck an ear.
h/t CayRock
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How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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What is brown and hides out in the attic?
The diarrhea of Anne Frank“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Every time someone updates their Facebook status about snow, a child in Africa dies."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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What is the capital of Ireland?
About four euros."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Bernard Matthews has died..the news has really knocked the stuffing out of me!!"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Did you hear about the London criminal who fell foul of the Glasgow Mafia?
Apparently they made him an offer he couldn't understand"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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A bilingual joke.
Knock knock
Qui est la?
Lost.
Lost qui?
Yes.Comment
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Et un other.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
Phillipe Fillope.Comment
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Since it started snowing, all my wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse I'm going to have to let her in!!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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