Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket
>when they collide.
>
>The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm
>looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
>was going".
>
>The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
>my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
>
>The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
>your wife look like"? The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
>5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long
>legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your
>wife look like?" The first bloke says, "Who gives a ****, let's look
>for yours."
I'm here all week!
>when they collide.
>
>The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm
>looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
>was going".
>
>The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
>my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
>
>The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
>your wife look like"? The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
>5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long
>legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your
>wife look like?" The first bloke says, "Who gives a ****, let's look
>for yours."
I'm here all week!
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