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    Two blokes are pushing their shopping trolleys around a supermarket
    >when they collide.
    >
    >The first bloke says to the second bloke, "Sorry about that. I'm
    >looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I
    >was going".
    >
    >The second bloke says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
    >my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".
    >
    >The first bloke says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does
    >your wife look like"? The second bloke says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old,
    >5 feet 11 inches tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big jubblies, long
    >legs and is wearing tiny little shorts and a crop top. What does your
    >wife look like?" The first bloke says, "Who gives a ****, let's look
    >for yours."


    I'm here all week!
    Call the cops

    #2
    The vegetarian option.

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      #3
      Ha ha, very good!!

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