is out and the streets are alive with the sound of hem lines rising!
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SA - Is it like a dragons nostril? -
don't you just love the summer!
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Originally posted by krameris out and the streets are alive with the sound of hem lines rising!
I assume you'll be spending the afternoon attending to a hand shandy?
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i can't handle it anymore...too many women in short, skimpy dresses in the office....i can't cope....can't concentrate....gonna blow captain
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Originally posted by Burdocki can't handle it anymore...too many women in short, skimpy dresses in the office....i can't cope....can't concentrate....gonna blow captain
Er, steady on now, old chap. Stiff upper lip (as opposed to anything else)
You must be working in a totty-rich zone. Most of the women here are dogs; you'd need to wear a bin liner before attempting anything representing copulation.
Urrgghh!!
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Originally posted by KyajaeEr, steady on now, old chap. Stiff upper lip (as opposed to anything else)
You must be working in a totty-rich zone. Most of the women here are dogs; you'd need to wear a bin liner before attempting anything representing copulation.
Urrgghh!!
Ditto
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Same here...Originally posted by Burdocki can't handle it anymore...too many women in short, skimpy dresses in the office....i can't cope....can't concentrate....gonna blow captain
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostWimmin?
Wot are they?
Surrounded by malodourous engineering students.
You nowhere near the humanities faculty? mmmm....language students....
can't you skulk out on the grass with your sarnies at lunch?!Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostThe wimmin are on a different campus... right at the top of the hill...
Some of them require assistance sometimes... with pretty blue leds & stuff for their projects...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....
Rachel...
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
This entire thread is at high risk of turning into a cyber-w@nk fest.
Please show some self control, guys.
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