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    Dear Deirdre ...

    One of the Jack Russels has recently started to hump random objects (cushions, chair arms, my leg). This behaviour has escalated and last night he disgraced himself in front of the mother-in-law.

    Help. Is this just a phase. What should I do.

    #2
    buy a female Jack Russell, breed, = Plan B?

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      #3
      Lop his balls of...
      Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Flubster
        Lop his balls of...
        and fry and eat them a la that chef on telly

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          #5
          Originally posted by andy
          and fry and eat them a la that chef on telly
          I reckon they're better raw. Maybe seasoned with a little paprika...
          Illegitimus non carborundum est!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Flubster
            Lop his balls of...
            The vegetarian option.

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              #7
              Get a hedgehog. He'll think twice in future after rogering that.

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                #8
                How attractive is your mother in law??
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Troll
                  How attractive is your mother in law??
                  It doesn't matter, it'll still sell on the internet...

                  Alegedly.

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                    #10
                    There's always the old classic...

                    How do you stop a dog shagging your leg? Give it a blow job...

                    IGMC
                    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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