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Zorba replied

11 May 2007, 11:49
Originally posted by Churchill

Really?

Serious or sarky? Sorry, haven't been here long enough to recognise the more verbose members.

(If serious, a petard was a rather unstable explosive siege weapon. See Hamlet.)
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Churchill replied

11 May 2007, 11:43
Originally posted by Zorba

petard.

Really?
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Zorba replied

11 May 2007, 11:35
Originally posted by Churchill

Feck, feck feck, feckity feck!

Hoisted by one's own etc.

petard.
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Churchill replied

11 May 2007, 11:08
Originally posted by oloks

Feck, feck feck, feckity feck!

Hoisted by one's own etc.
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oloks replied

11 May 2007, 11:03
Originally posted by Churchill

Alegedly.
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EqualOpportunities replied

11 May 2007, 10:55
There's always the old classic...

How do you stop a dog shagging your leg? Give it a blow job...

IGMC
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Churchill replied

11 May 2007, 10:52
Originally posted by Troll

How attractive is your mother in law??

It doesn't matter, it'll still sell on the internet...

Alegedly.
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Troll replied

11 May 2007, 09:46
How attractive is your mother in law??
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wendigo100 replied

11 May 2007, 09:31
Get a hedgehog. He'll think twice in future after rogering that.
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wobbegong replied

11 May 2007, 08:28
Originally posted by Flubster

Lop his balls of...
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Flubster replied

11 May 2007, 08:26
Originally posted by andy

and fry and eat them a la that chef on telly

I reckon they're better raw. Maybe seasoned with a little paprika...
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andy replied

11 May 2007, 08:05
Originally posted by Flubster

Lop his balls of...

and fry and eat them a la that chef on telly
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Flubster replied

11 May 2007, 08:01
Lop his balls of...
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Burdock replied

11 May 2007, 07:17
buy a female Jack Russell, breed, = Plan B?
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the guy with the bowtie started a topic Dear Deirdre ...

11 May 2007, 07:05
Dear Deirdre ...

One of the Jack Russels has recently started to hump random objects (cushions, chair arms, my leg). This behaviour has escalated and last night he disgraced himself in front of the mother-in-law.

Help. Is this just a phase. What should I do.
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