My cat has constipation !

[EternalOptimist]

My cat, Brewster-Roustabout, had an exploding @rse last weekend, plus she puked on the bed twice. The vet has diagnosed severe constipation and the poor mog is being x-rayed today to see if the cause is a tumour.

Please say a prayer for Brewster, she is a female ginger who likes feet. Her speciality is to lick my sweaty toes whilst I am drinking cans of carlsberg, playing Civilisation IV on line.

[Sockpuppet]

MY cat had constipation once. It started to lay a log in the garden and just shook for about 3 minutes while it came out. Amused me at least.

[Barriebazg]

My cat, Brewster-Roustabout, had an exploding @rse last weekend, plus she puked on the bed twice. The vet has diagnosed severe constipation and the poor mog is being x-rayed today to see if the cause is a tumour.

Please say a prayer for Brewster, she is a female ginger who likes feet. Her speciality is to lick my sweaty toes whilst I am drinking cans of carlsberg, playing Civilisation IV on line.

“The animals possess a soul and men must love and feel solidarity
with our smaller brethren.”
"All animals are fruit of the creative action of the Holy Spirit and merit respect
and they are as near to God as men are.”
~ Pope John Paul II~

[SallyAnne]

My cat, Brewster-Roustabout, had an exploding @rse last weekend, plus she puked on the bed twice. The vet has diagnosed severe constipation and the poor mog is being x-rayed today to see if the cause is a tumour.

Please say a prayer for Brewster, she is a female ginger who likes feet. Her speciality is to lick my sweaty toes whilst I am drinking cans of carlsberg, playing Civilisation IV on line.

Ahhhh poor Brewster

Hope she's ok

Ps...a ginger toe sucker...you should have called her Fergie!!

[Churchill]

Squeeze the little furry fecker - Concertina Stylee! A DIY pump-action cat-tulip gun!

Actually - soz, hope the little bugger pulls through ok.

[realityhack]

I shot our family cat in the arse once with an air rifle. Poor bugger. I did it by accident, obviously, but it was a dead cert shot, bullseye.

It took about half an hour for me and a mate to corner and subdue the cat, and he got scratched to bits trying to hold it down while I removed the pellet with tweezers.

After 10 years that cat still growls and hisses at me when I go anywhere near it.

[interested]

Squeeze the little furry fecker - Concertina Stylee! A DIY pump-action cat-tulip gun!

Actually - soz, hope the little bugger pulls through ok.

[BrilloPad]

My cat, Brewster-Roustabout, had an exploding @rse last weekend, plus she puked on the bed twice. The vet has diagnosed severe constipation and the poor mog is being x-rayed today to see if the cause is a tumour.

Please say a prayer for Brewster, she is a female ginger who likes feet. Her speciality is to lick my sweaty toes whilst I am drinking cans of carlsberg, playing Civilisation IV on line.

Do you have insurance?

[EternalOptimist]

Do you have insurance?

Biscuit
Maisey
Brewster-Roustabout
Laurel


are all insured.
Latest news from home - Maisey brought a vole in last night, and was batting it around the hall, Laurel joined in till the missus shooed them all out. She then caught the vole in a weetabix box and set it free behind the garage.

[Barriebazg]

Biscuit
Maisey
Brewster-Roustabout
Laurel


are all insured.
Latest news from home - Maisey brought a vole in last night, and was batting it around the hall, Laurel joined in till the missus shooed them all out. She then caught the vole in a weetabix box and set it free behind the garage.

Most obscure thing one my of cats brought in was a........................Bat!!! Still alive as well, heard some squeaking in the corridor so thought that one of the cats had caught a bird, was very shocked when I walked out and there was this bat flapping around!!