My cat has constipation !

[SallyAnne]

Yeah, I know.

Secretly, I was going to reply "Ah well, a constipated cat, tulip happens... or not!".

Good job I thought better of it, eh?

Dont go changing too much mind...some of us like you just the way you are

(We really need that puking smilie!!)

[Churchill]

You've turned into such a big softie

Yeah, I know.

Secretly, I was going to reply "Ah well, a constipated cat, tulip happens... or not!".

Good job I thought better of it, eh?

[SallyAnne]

Actually - soz, hope the little bugger pulls through ok.

You've turned into such a big softie

[Barriebazg]

I trust that you used thick gloves to handle said beastie... they transmit rabies and a rabies like virus by biting you...

By the way, that's NOT a joke...

Yeah I had very thick gloves and a plastic bag, was very aware of the rabies. I was going to call the helpline, that your supposed to call, as the bat is protected but by the time the cat had finished with it, it was dead!!

[Kyajae]

Most obscure thing one my of cats brought in was a........................Bat!!! Still alive as well, heard some squeaking in the corridor so thought that one of the cats had caught a bird, was very shocked when I walked out and there was this bat flapping around!!

"While cats were legally domestic animals, the term "vermin" could be applied by gamekeepers to poaching cats. "Vermin" was not legally defined, generally meant a noxious, mischievous, destructive or disgusting animal, especially one of small size, common occurrence and difficult to control. Gamekeepers had an extensive list of vermin which they would shoot, including "poaching cats" and many species which later became legally protected (but which they shot and poisoned nevertheless)."

From http://www.messybeast.com/retro-legal.htm

[Barriebazg]

Biscuit
Maisey
Brewster-Roustabout
Laurel


are all insured.
Latest news from home - Maisey brought a vole in last night, and was batting it around the hall, Laurel joined in till the missus shooed them all out. She then caught the vole in a weetabix box and set it free behind the garage.

Most obscure thing one my of cats brought in was a........................Bat!!! Still alive as well, heard some squeaking in the corridor so thought that one of the cats had caught a bird, was very shocked when I walked out and there was this bat flapping around!!

[EternalOptimist]

Do you have insurance?

Biscuit
Maisey
Brewster-Roustabout
Laurel


are all insured.
Latest news from home - Maisey brought a vole in last night, and was batting it around the hall, Laurel joined in till the missus shooed them all out. She then caught the vole in a weetabix box and set it free behind the garage.

[BrilloPad]

My cat, Brewster-Roustabout, had an exploding @rse last weekend, plus she puked on the bed twice. The vet has diagnosed severe constipation and the poor mog is being x-rayed today to see if the cause is a tumour.

Please say a prayer for Brewster, she is a female ginger who likes feet. Her speciality is to lick my sweaty toes whilst I am drinking cans of carlsberg, playing Civilisation IV on line.

Do you have insurance?

[interested]

Squeeze the little furry fecker - Concertina Stylee! A DIY pump-action cat-tulip gun!

Actually - soz, hope the little bugger pulls through ok.

[realityhack]

I shot our family cat in the arse once with an air rifle. Poor bugger. I did it by accident, obviously, but it was a dead cert shot, bullseye.

It took about half an hour for me and a mate to corner and subdue the cat, and he got scratched to bits trying to hold it down while I removed the pellet with tweezers.

After 10 years that cat still growls and hisses at me when I go anywhere near it.

[Churchill]

Squeeze the little furry fecker - Concertina Stylee! A DIY pump-action cat-tulip gun!

Actually - soz, hope the little bugger pulls through ok.

[SallyAnne]

My cat, Brewster-Roustabout, had an exploding @rse last weekend, plus she puked on the bed twice. The vet has diagnosed severe constipation and the poor mog is being x-rayed today to see if the cause is a tumour.

Please say a prayer for Brewster, she is a female ginger who likes feet. Her speciality is to lick my sweaty toes whilst I am drinking cans of carlsberg, playing Civilisation IV on line.

Ahhhh poor Brewster

Hope she's ok

Ps...a ginger toe sucker...you should have called her Fergie!!

[Barriebazg]

My cat, Brewster-Roustabout, had an exploding @rse last weekend, plus she puked on the bed twice. The vet has diagnosed severe constipation and the poor mog is being x-rayed today to see if the cause is a tumour.

Please say a prayer for Brewster, she is a female ginger who likes feet. Her speciality is to lick my sweaty toes whilst I am drinking cans of carlsberg, playing Civilisation IV on line.

“The animals possess a soul and men must love and feel solidarity
with our smaller brethren.”
"All animals are fruit of the creative action of the Holy Spirit and merit respect
and they are as near to God as men are.”
~ Pope John Paul II~

[Sockpuppet]

MY cat had constipation once. It started to lay a log in the garden and just shook for about 3 minutes while it came out. Amused me at least.

[EternalOptimist]

My cat, Brewster-Roustabout, had an exploding @rse last weekend, plus she puked on the bed twice. The vet has diagnosed severe constipation and the poor mog is being x-rayed today to see if the cause is a tumour.

Please say a prayer for Brewster, she is a female ginger who likes feet. Her speciality is to lick my sweaty toes whilst I am drinking cans of carlsberg, playing Civilisation IV on line.