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    And another tasteless joke...

    A lad says to his mum, "I have got the biggest cock at school, is i coz I'm black?"

    His mother replies "No, it's coz you is 25 and retarded, now finish your soup!"

    #2
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Churchill
      A lad says to his mum, "I have got the biggest cock at school, is i coz I'm black?"

      His mother replies "No, it's coz you is 25 and retarded, now finish your soup!"

      Careful, Churchhill. I can see you being hounded by EMUs and other leftie right-on members of the "Right To Be Pious" Brigade.

      F*kin' excellent joke, though

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        #4
        Originally posted by Kyajae
        Careful, Churchhill. I can see you being hounded by EMUs and other leftie right-on members of the "Right To Be Pious" Brigade.

        F*kin' excellent joke, though
        Yeah they succeeded in getting me banned a few times!

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          #5
          Originally posted by XTC
          Yeah they succeeded in getting me banned a few times!

          I've just realised who you are today too!!!

          Why didn't you pick a name beginning with J this time?
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            I've just realised who you are today too!!!

            Why didn't you pick a name beginning with J this time?

            This time I am definitely going to be a good boy.

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              #7
              Originally posted by XTC
              This time I am definitely going to be a good boy.
              You have been quite quiet - I hardly even recognised you!

              (I thought you were KYjaei (or however you spell it) actually!)
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                You have been quite quiet - I hardly even recognised you!

                (I thought you were KYjaei (or however you spell it) actually!)
                I've turned over a new leaf.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by XTC
                  I've turned over a new leaf.
                  B*llocks
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    It's taken donkey's ears though...

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