And another tasteless joke...

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SallyAnne replied

20 April 2007, 10:45
Originally posted by zeitghost

Sorry.

I is feeling a little slow today...

Is it cause you is green?
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realityhack replied

20 April 2007, 10:24
Originally posted by zeitghost

What the feck's an "EMU"?

I take it that it is unrelated to the large bird of antipodean origin...

Oh come on Zeity, get with it - everyone knows that stands for Emotionally and Mentally Unhinged...

Sheesh!
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Kyajae replied

20 April 2007, 09:59
Originally posted by SallyAnne

B*llocks

Now then, that's bordering on an EMU -type reaction
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XTC replied

20 April 2007, 09:58
Originally posted by zeitghost

It's taken donkey's ears though...
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SallyAnne replied

20 April 2007, 09:57
Originally posted by XTC

I've turned over a new leaf.

B*llocks
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XTC replied

20 April 2007, 09:53
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You have been quite quiet - I hardly even recognised you!

(I thought you were KYjaei (or however you spell it) actually!)

I've turned over a new leaf.
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SallyAnne replied

20 April 2007, 09:50
Originally posted by XTC

This time I am definitely going to be a good boy.

You have been quite quiet - I hardly even recognised you!

(I thought you were KYjaei (or however you spell it) actually!)
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XTC replied

20 April 2007, 09:46
Originally posted by SallyAnne

I've just realised who you are today too!!!

Why didn't you pick a name beginning with J this time?

This time I am definitely going to be a good boy.
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SallyAnne replied

20 April 2007, 09:41
Originally posted by XTC

Yeah they succeeded in getting me banned a few times!

I've just realised who you are today too!!!

Why didn't you pick a name beginning with J this time?
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XTC replied

20 April 2007, 09:07
Originally posted by Kyajae

Careful, Churchhill. I can see you being hounded by EMUs and other leftie right-on members of the "Right To Be Pious" Brigade.

F*kin' excellent joke, though

Yeah they succeeded in getting me banned a few times!
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Kyajae replied

20 April 2007, 09:06
Originally posted by Churchill

A lad says to his mum, "I have got the biggest cock at school, is i coz I'm black?"

His mother replies "No, it's coz you is 25 and retarded, now finish your soup!"

Careful, Churchhill. I can see you being hounded by EMUs and other leftie right-on members of the "Right To Be Pious" Brigade.

F*kin' excellent joke, though
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SallyAnne replied

20 April 2007, 07:51
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Churchill started a topic And another tasteless joke...

20 April 2007, 07:18
And another tasteless joke...

A lad says to his mum, "I have got the biggest cock at school, is i coz I'm black?"

His mother replies "No, it's coz you is 25 and retarded, now finish your soup!"
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