I'm not a violent chap, but every time (and I do mean every time), I see Hazel Blears I get the urge to kick her in her smug, self satisfied, android-like face, and not to stop kicking until my leg cramps.
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Originally posted by wobbegongI'm not a violent chap, but every time (and I do mean every time), I see Hazel Blears I get the urge to kick her in her smug, self satisfied, android-like face, and not to stop kicking until my leg cramps.
Edit: I think I may have come across as a bit of a psycho there - I'm a normal person, really.Last edited by realityhack; 19 April 2007, 15:31.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhackI get a similar 'red-mist' attack whenever I see Bliar, except my fantasy involves a metal baseball bat, a scalpel, salt, a power drill, some fire ants, a corkscrew, a blunt rusty carving knife, phosphorous, a swiss army knife, a can of oven cleaner, a funnel, a car battery, some crocodile clips and wire, gaffer tape, a rabid chihuahua, some dog food, a belt sander, chilli powder and some specially made sodium contact lenses.
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Originally posted by wobbegongI'm not a violent chap, but every time (and I do mean every time), I see Hazel Blears I get the urge to kick her in her smug, self satisfied, android-like face, and not to stop kicking until my leg cramps.
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