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DodgyAgent replied

19 April 2007, 16:13
Originally posted by gingerjedi

Thatcher, Just a little punch should finish her off for good.

be careful about putting the great maggie's name onto the same thread as the names of new labour scumbags.
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gingerjedi replied

19 April 2007, 15:39
Thatcher, Just a little punch should finish her off for good.
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Clippy replied

19 April 2007, 15:39
Lembit Öpik (aka Limp Bizkit) for no other reason than he has a fooking stupid name - and he's boffing a cheeky girl (who reminds me of one of the werewolves from Carry On Screaming).
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Numptycorner replied

19 April 2007, 15:33
Originally posted by wobbegong

I'm not a violent chap, but every time (and I do mean every time), I see Hazel Blears I get the urge to kick her in her smug, self satisfied, android-like face, and not to stop kicking until my leg cramps.

Remember the Harry Enfield charachter Tory Boy? She has the same shaking head sarcastic I know better than you expression
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realityhack replied

19 April 2007, 15:32
Originally posted by wobbegong

You forgot the Gimp!

How could I forget the gimp!
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wobbegong replied

19 April 2007, 15:31
Originally posted by realityhack

I get a similar 'red-mist' attack whenever I see Bliar, except my fantasy involves a metal baseball bat, a scalpel, salt, a power drill, some fire ants, a corkscrew, a blunt rusty carving knife, phosphorous, a swiss army knife, a can of oven cleaner, a funnel, a car battery, some crocodile clips and wire, gaffer tape, a rabid chihuahua, some dog food, a belt sander, chilli powder and some specially made sodium contact lenses.

You forgot the Gimp!
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Bluebird replied

19 April 2007, 15:30
all of them.

even Plaid.
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realityhack replied

19 April 2007, 15:28
Originally posted by wobbegong

I'm not a violent chap, but every time (and I do mean every time), I see Hazel Blears I get the urge to kick her in her smug, self satisfied, android-like face, and not to stop kicking until my leg cramps.

I get a similar 'red-mist' attack whenever I see Bliar, except my fantasy involves a metal baseball bat, a scalpel, salt, a power drill, some fire ants, a corkscrew, a blunt rusty carving knife, phosphorous, a swiss army knife, a can of oven cleaner, a funnel, a car battery, some crocodile clips and wire, gaffer tape, a rabid chihuahua, some dog food, a belt sander, chilli powder and some specially made sodium contact lenses.

Edit: I think I may have come across as a bit of a psycho there - I'm a normal person, really.

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wobbegong replied

19 April 2007, 15:17
I'm not a violent chap, but every time (and I do mean every time), I see Hazel Blears I get the urge to kick her in her smug, self satisfied, android-like face, and not to stop kicking until my leg cramps.
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zathras replied

19 April 2007, 14:24
Originally posted by Kyajae

Peter Mandelson. Slimey little ponce!

Dim Prawn - How on Earth we got a Paymaster General who could not be arsed to pay her own Poll Tax I dunno!
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Troll replied

19 April 2007, 14:16
I thought we were all in agreement - stab-stab-stabbity stab for the lot of 'em.
Heads on spikes by Traitors Gate for the ringleaders
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Sysman replied

19 April 2007, 13:55
Originally posted by wendigo100

Brown, Blair, Hain, Hewitt, Blears ... oh yes, I don't differentiate on grounds of sex.

And especially Blair.

On Blears...

http://rantingstan.blogspot.com/2007...overnment.html
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19 April 2007, 13:45
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wendigo100 replied

19 April 2007, 13:36
Brown, Blair, Hain, Hewitt, Blears ... oh yes, I don't differentiate on grounds of sex.

And especially Blair.
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