Politician You'd Most Like To Tw@t!

[wobbegong]

I'm not a violent chap, but every time (and I do mean every time), I see Hazel Blears I get the urge to kick her in her smug, self satisfied, android-like face, and not to stop kicking until my leg cramps.

[realityhack]

I'm not a violent chap, but every time (and I do mean every time), I see Hazel Blears I get the urge to kick her in her smug, self satisfied, android-like face, and not to stop kicking until my leg cramps.

I get a similar 'red-mist' attack whenever I see Bliar, except my fantasy involves a metal baseball bat, a scalpel, salt, a power drill, some fire ants, a corkscrew, a blunt rusty carving knife, phosphorous, a swiss army knife, a can of oven cleaner, a funnel, a car battery, some crocodile clips and wire, gaffer tape, a rabid chihuahua, some dog food, a belt sander, chilli powder and some specially made sodium contact lenses.

Edit: I think I may have come across as a bit of a psycho there - I'm a normal person, really.

[Bluebird]

all of them.

even Plaid.

[wobbegong]

I get a similar 'red-mist' attack whenever I see Bliar, except my fantasy involves a metal baseball bat, a scalpel, salt, a power drill, some fire ants, a corkscrew, a blunt rusty carving knife, phosphorous, a swiss army knife, a can of oven cleaner, a funnel, a car battery, some crocodile clips and wire, gaffer tape, a rabid chihuahua, some dog food, a belt sander, chilli powder and some specially made sodium contact lenses.

You forgot the Gimp!

[realityhack]

You forgot the Gimp!

How could I forget the gimp!

[Numptycorner]

I'm not a violent chap, but every time (and I do mean every time), I see Hazel Blears I get the urge to kick her in her smug, self satisfied, android-like face, and not to stop kicking until my leg cramps.

Remember the Harry Enfield charachter Tory Boy? She has the same shaking head sarcastic I know better than you expression

[Clippy]

Lembit Öpik (aka Limp Bizkit) for no other reason than he has a fooking stupid name - and he's boffing a cheeky girl (who reminds me of one of the werewolves from Carry On Screaming).

[gingerjedi]

Thatcher, Just a little punch should finish her off for good.

[DodgyAgent]

Thatcher, Just a little punch should finish her off for good.

be careful about putting the great maggie's name onto the same thread as the names of new labour scumbags.