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    Can't eat women...

    ...unless they have given it a good wash first!

    #2
    i dont care. I'll do them either way
    Keep it clean!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Maxamus
      i dont care. I'll do them either way
      Even at that time of the month?

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        #4
        The blood is quite enriching, you get your weekly dose of protein with just one gobble.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Maxamus
          i dont care. I'll do them either way

          Well done lad!
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Mmm. Who wants to taste soap and perfume?
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth
              Mmm. Who wants to taste soap and perfume?

              oohh soap and perfume versus peed-on tuna



              difficult choice




              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                oohh soap and perfume versus peed-on tuna



                difficult choice




                Those with hairy badly-wrapped kebabas are a no-no. You'll be picking pubes from between your teeth for days.

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