Anyone else working hard ?

[Maxamus]

Came in at 10.15, 8.00 according to my timesheet.
Havent done anything but surf the internet.........

On to my 2nd cup of tea.
Got a pool car booked for 1.00 to go and visit some car dealerships.
Ahh this is the life.

[Kyajae]

Came in at 10.15, 8.00 according to my timesheet.
Havent done anything but surf the internet.........

On to my 2nd cup of tea.
Got a pool car booked for 1.00 to go and visit some car dealerships.
Ahh this is the life.

Timesheet fraud admission? No wonder Gordon's on our case!

[SallyAnne]

Came in at 10.15, 8.00 according to my timesheet.
Havent done anything but surf the internet.........

On to my 2nd cup of tea.
Got a pool car booked for 1.00 to go and visit some car dealerships.
Ahh this is the life.

You should be disgusted with yourself

[Maxamus]

You should be disgusted with yourself

I am. I should have put down 7.30 on my timesheet!

[Gonzo]

Looks like a cue for an old joke but here goes anyway

An IT Contractor decides to treat himself to a Porsche for his 30th birthday. He is tearing around some country lanes when he misjudges a bend, loses control and hits a tree. He is killed instantly.

On arrival in heaven he is greeted by a huge number of Angels, all applauding loudly. He is a bit puzzled about this so he asks St Peter - "What's all this fuss for?"

St Peter answers, "You're the oldest person to ever be welcomed here."

"That can't possibly be right. There must have been older people than me here before." the IT Contractor replies.

St Peter answers "But according to your timesheets, you're 147."






I'll get me coat.

[Maxamus]

I'll get me coat.

good idea

[SallyAnne]

An IT Contractor decides to treat himself to a Porsche for his 30th birthday. He is tearing around some country lanes when he misjudges a bend, loses control and hits a tree. He is killed instantly.

On arrival in heaven he is greeted by a huge number of Angels, all applauding loudly. He is a bit puzzled about this so he asks St Peter - "What's all this fuss for?"

St Peter answers, "You're the oldest person to ever be welcomed here."

"That can't possibly be right. There must have been older people than me here before." the IT Contractor replies.

St Peter answers "But according to your timesheets, you're 147."

I'll get me coat.

[Maxamus]

man i havent done much today.

Went to have a look at some Golfs earlier on. Afew caught my eye.

Cracking weather here isnt it SallyAnne

[SallyAnne]

man i havent done much today.

Went to have a look at some Golfs earlier on. Afew caught my eye.

Cracking weather here isnt it SallyAnne

Yeah it's not too bad at all! Where did you go for your lunch?

Did you get everyone talking to you on the train this morning then?

[kirk]

man i havent done much today.

Went to have a look at some Golfs earlier on. Afew caught my eye.

Cracking weather here isnt it SallyAnne

I'm picking myself up a new car next weekend, was looking at the Golf or maybe even the Bora - budget is 6-7.5k, have you seen anything nice for that?