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An IT Contractor decides to treat himself to a Porsche for his 30th birthday. He is tearing around some country lanes when he misjudges a bend, loses control and hits a tree. He is killed instantly.
On arrival in heaven he is greeted by a huge number of Angels, all applauding loudly. He is a bit puzzled about this so he asks St Peter - "What's all this fuss for?"
St Peter answers, "You're the oldest person to ever be welcomed here."
"That can't possibly be right. There must have been older people than me here before." the IT Contractor replies.
St Peter answers "But according to your timesheets, you're 147."
Looks like a cue for an old joke but here goes anyway
An IT Contractor decides to treat himself to a Porsche for his 30th birthday. He is tearing around some country lanes when he misjudges a bend, loses control and hits a tree. He is killed instantly.
On arrival in heaven he is greeted by a huge number of Angels, all applauding loudly. He is a bit puzzled about this so he asks St Peter - "What's all this fuss for?"
St Peter answers, "You're the oldest person to ever be welcomed here."
"That can't possibly be right. There must have been older people than me here before." the IT Contractor replies.
St Peter answers "But according to your timesheets, you're 147."
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