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    Light Relief - Literally

    who passes wind at their desk or do they go to the WC.

    #2
    Slight buttock shift and let it out in a controlled fashion.

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      #3
      how many times a day?

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        #4
        I emit an almost constant botty breeze.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TheRightStuff
          who passes wind at their desk or do they go to the WC.
          desk - but then there was the time I followed through....

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            #6
            Originally posted by TheRightStuff
            who passes wind at their desk or do they go to the WC.
            whats the point of going to WC. You will pass it on the way.
            Better to pass silent killers while sitting

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              #7
              Originally posted by andy
              whats the point of going to WC. You will pass it on the way.
              Better to pass silent killers while sitting
              Agreed. More enjoyable too.

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                #8
                Originally posted by TheRightStuff
                who passes wind at their desk or do they go to the WC.

                I prefer to bottom-burp in a corridor and leave it there for the next poor soul.

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                  #9
                  Taking a more scientific slant on this: enjoy pumping throughout the day on your client provided chair. The material does a fine job absorbing the mercaptans (smelly) in the foam. You smile thinking you've got away with it. Then while you are pottering about, some permie manager comes and plonks himself on your seat jabbering about some nonsense, thus releasing the stored mercaptans.

                  You can accuse him of being an uneducated, uncouthed, foul smelling overhead.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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