Light Relief - Literally

**monkeyboy** · 30 March 2007, 13:30

Slight buttock shift and let it out in a controlled fashion.

**TheRightStuff** · 30 March 2007, 13:32

how many times a day?

**PRC1964** · 30 March 2007, 13:57

I emit an almost constant botty breeze.

**BrilloPad** · 30 March 2007, 14:16

Originally posted by TheRightStuff

who passes wind at their desk or do they go to the WC.

desk - but then there was the time I followed through....

**andy** · 30 March 2007, 14:19

Originally posted by TheRightStuff

who passes wind at their desk or do they go to the WC.

whats the point of going to WC. You will pass it on the way.
Better to pass silent killers while sitting

**wendigo100** · 30 March 2007, 14:36

Originally posted by andy

whats the point of going to WC. You will pass it on the way.
Better to pass silent killers while sitting

Agreed. More enjoyable too.

**Kyajae** · 30 March 2007, 14:41

Originally posted by TheRightStuff

who passes wind at their desk or do they go to the WC.

I prefer to bottom-burp in a corridor and leave it there for the next poor soul.

**hyperD** · 30 March 2007, 14:45

Taking a more scientific slant on this: enjoy pumping throughout the day on your client provided chair. The material does a fine job absorbing the mercaptans (smelly) in the foam. You smile thinking you've got away with it. Then while you are pottering about, some permie manager comes and plonks himself on your seat jabbering about some nonsense, thus releasing the stored mercaptans.

You can accuse him of being an uneducated, uncouthed, foul smelling overhead.

Light Relief - Literally