Valentine's poetry

[foritisme]

Oh SA you've done me now
My tears like waterfalls,
But I heard Churchy's a dog
So can't he lick his own balls

[SallyAnne]

You cheap dirty b*tch
Can I have your number?
I'd like to watch
You alone with a cucumber

no need for a number
just log on the net
from 7 til midnight
all juicy and wet


(ewwww- I cant believe I actually said that bloody poetry!)

[freakydancer]

no need for a number
just log on the net
from 7 til midnight
all juicy and wet


(ewwww- I cant believe I actually said that bloody poetry!)

Superb!!!

[freakydancer]

I'll log on at half seven
I don't give a f**k
Have some tissues handy
To clean up my muck


I think I should stop now

[SallyAnne]

I'll log on at half seven
I don't give a f**k
Have some tissues handy
To clean up my muck


I think I should stop now

I've consulted the lasses
and dont wish to be mean
but from what that 19 year old said
there wont be much to clean

[freakydancer]

I've consulted the lasses
and dont wish to be mean
but from what that 19 year old said
there wont be much to clean

Oh I can assure you
That I'm no Tom Thumb
I hit the right places
When with the front bum

[SallyAnne]

Oh I can assure you
That I'm no Tom Thumb
I hit the right places
When with the front bum

Then why did she say
that she hardly felt you?
And the first that she knew of you
was when she smelt you?

[PRC1964]

To all the "women" here:

Roses are red
Fish-nets are naughty
You're a trucker called Dave
and you look at least forty!

[SallyAnne]

To all the "women" here:

Roses are red
Fish-nets are naughty
You're a trucker called Dave
and you look at least forty!

How romantic

[MarillionFan]

I logged in and looked
What a tulip thread
You're all bloody saddo's
Now f-ck off to bed.