Friday...

[Sockpuppet]

I have a date with some chick who is so far out of my league it is unbelievable.

What should I do....


Also, as I don't have my own pad whats best....

* Crash at mates house and abuse his sofa
* Take the lovley back to my Focus and lower the rear seats
* Cardboard matteress in a piss stained alley way.


Edit: No this is nothing to do with el duder / SA's get together so no claiming £5 on my watch!

[Spartacus]

Whatever you do, don't forget to wipe your c*ck on her curtains before leaving.

[Troll]

• Hire a Transit and throw a matress in the back
• Book a Travelodge close by
• For the date, book a box at a theatre & take her from behind while she's watching the show
• Go back to her place

HTH

[Toad]

Go back to her place.
Do the business.
Pay her the going rate for the job.
(Don't forget to say thank you)
Get a take away curry and a few beers on the way home.

[Spacecadet]

does she know what you look like? If not then send me instead.

She'll probably be below my league but i'll have a few pints of stella and give her a night to remember.

Then she'll tell all her friends how good YOU were

[SallyAnne]

If it goes well, and she wants you....book a last minute hotel room somewhere.

She'll shag you way better if you're sheling out for something.

[Sockpuppet]

So this hotel thing....now that women are equals with the vote and stuff think it would be a no no to ask for half the room rate

[SallyAnne]

So this hotel thing....now that women are equals with the vote and stuff think it would be a no no to ask for half the room rate

No, sorry mate. Welcome to the crazy logic women world. She must pay for half of everything else she's a tw*t, but NOT the hotel room for the first shag man! Second and subsequent shags, yes. But not the first one
You're getting her "special prize" after all (can't believe I said that )

[Zippy]

No, sorry mate. Welcome to the crazy logic women world. She must pay for half of everything else she's a tw*t, but NOT the hotel room for the first shag man! Second and subsequent shags, yes. But not the first one
You're getting her "special prize" after all (can't believe I said that )

I think I disagree with this. If she's very keen to shag you then she should go halves or pay for emptying the minibar or similar.

Mind you, you'll both look a bit silly in Reception trying to pay half the bill each

Sorry, forgot to say 'Have a great time'. Even if you don't get a shag

[Zed!]

U gotta go the drink spiking route my friend. U may not have the liveliest sh*g but u will get a sh*g.

p.s

You might want to take her to Wales where it's legal.