I take back anything I ever said bad about my friend, or anyone else. Ever.
She arranged for me to house sit while they are away. Oh, and their 2 hyperactive dogs.
Anyways Friday rolls around I rock up, grab the key off them and they leave with a "good luck this weekend - stay off our bed".
Me thinking they were taking the pish about having the dogs so though no more of it. Later the hot chick I was after turns up on the door.... "oh, I'm thier new lodger". [SP: apart from this being a Jeremy Kyle episode in the making, I'm fairly happy at this new development]
I'm going to have to stop being friends with this married lady as she is far too crafty for my liking. Not that I am complaining, but far, far, far too crafty.
So. All in all a good weekend.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneYou cant blame your mate for that like - it shows great initiative on her part!
Do you mean the lass didn't turn up then? Cause of the snow in Birmingham?
You shouldn't feel used though mate - thats just life. It could've worked out...but it NEVER works out if you dont take the chances.
Going to take another chance next friday (I think she's still concerned about her husband).
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet
I feel used....
I can almost deal with the fact (that I found out last nigth) this was setup as my friend thought that this chick was after her husband so her hooking up with me would stop that....fine. I can take that as long as I get a shag...
Then I get the "its snowing badly I'm in birmingham etc etc wine moan etc..."
So to recap. No shag, feeling used, drank too much.
At least I had to pleasure of bashing one out before I went to the pub so the ngiht wasnt a total loss.
So, how are you going to get your own back on your friend then?
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet
I feel used....
I can almost deal with the fact (that I found out last nigth) this was setup as my friend thought that this chick was after her husband so her hooking up with me would stop that....fine. I can take that as long as I get a shag...
Then I get the "its snowing badly I'm in birmingham etc etc wine moan etc..."
So to recap. No shag, feeling used, drank too much.
At least I had to pleasure of bashing one out before I went to the pub so the ngiht wasnt a total loss.
Do you mean the lass didn't turn up then? Cause of the snow in Birmingham?
You shouldn't feel used though mate - thats just life. It could've worked out...but it NEVER works out if you dont take the chances.
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I feel used....
I can almost deal with the fact (that I found out last nigth) this was setup as my friend thought that this chick was after her husband so her hooking up with me would stop that....fine. I can take that as long as I get a shag...
Then I get the "its snowing badly I'm in birmingham etc etc wine moan etc..."
So to recap. No shag, feeling used, drank too much.
At least I had to pleasure of bashing one out before I went to the pub so the ngiht wasnt a total loss.
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Originally posted by SockpuppetDoes up the poop chute count a bit like it doesnt for Roman Catholics?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneChances are you aint going to get a shag then either mate!
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Originally posted by SockpuppetThe alcohol isnt going to work. She is Muslim (or some fimilar faith) so doesnt drink.
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The alcohol isnt going to work. She is Muslim (or some fimilar faith) so doesnt drink.
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Originally posted by Zed!Ok well because we're talking about a sensitive topic i won't carry on the joke any longer. So yeah i was joking. But the bit about Lucy's dungeon... I'm all ears. (I've been bad this month)
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Originally posted by Zed!Oh is he a woman hater?
All pretty much within the space of 3-4 days.
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Originally posted by realityhackEr Zed, you worry me. I trust that was a JOKE.
Edit: we could do the same to you and leave you in Lucy's dungeon - I'm sure she'll teach you the error of your ways.
Ok well because we're talking about a sensitive topic i won't carry on the joke any longer. So yeah i was joking. But the bit about Lucy's dungeon... I'm all ears. (I've been bad this month)
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Originally posted by Zed!Oh is he a woman hater?
Edit: we could do the same to you and leave you in Lucy's dungeon - I'm sure she'll teach you the error of your ways.
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Originally posted by SallyAnneZed - you should NEVER be allowed to meet Duder. With your insanity and his women resentment, I hate to think of the outcome
Oh is he a woman hater?
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