There was a good insult in Alian Nation; "your mother mates out of season".
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Originally posted by ChurchillDonkey raping tulip eater?
Last edited by wobbegong; 31 January 2007, 15:10.Comment
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Civil Servant :-)
though usually I just use "Dingbat", "Fruitbat" or something along those lines, and never spoken with venom or malice, but with a smile and warmth, almost as a term of endearment.Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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A weasel-faced arse . . . no, wait . . . an arse-faced weasel.
Oh, I don't know.
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Anything combining crack and some swear word tends to be pretty awe-inspiring. Crack whore, crack f*cker, you crack****, c*nting crackhead. Great for family get-togethers.Comment
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The universal best swear-word is obviously c***. I was reminded of this Peter Cook joke recently:
There are two guys talking.
The first one says: “You know, the day I met you, I thought you were a c***. And every time we’ve met since I thought you were a c***. And it can’t just be me, because everyone who’s ever met you thinks you are a c***, and probably everyone who will ever meet you will think you’re a c***. In fact, you’ve got to be the second-biggest c*** in the world.”
The second guy thinks about this for a while.
“So the day you met me you thought I was a c***?”
“Yep.”
“And every day since you’ve thought I was a . . .”
“Right.”
“And everyone I’ve ever met thinks I’m a . . .”
“You got it.”
“And everyone I will ever meet will think I’m a . . .”
“Uh-huh.”
“So how comes,” he says, triumphantly, “I’m only the second biggest c*** in the world?”
(page down....)
The first guy looks at him with total contempt. “Because you’re a c***,” he says.Comment
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