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    #11
    "Surely all contractors use drugs, booze and prossies."

    I find that I prefer to hire prossies to serve me the drugs and booze.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by freakydancer
      Yep.

      Stag do in amsterdam about 7 years ago.

      She was mustard.
      What was it like going into that red cupboard? Did you tulip yourself?

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        #13
        Originally posted by el duder
        What was it like going into that red cupboard? Did you tulip yourself?
        Nah - that would have cost more.
        Call the cops

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          #14
          I was on contract in Singapore three years ago, walking down Orchard road at about 7pm looking for a beer.
          Two absolute stunners veered towards me and started to comment about my broad 'western' shoulders, they were all over me , massive boobs and tiny mini skirts.
          I thought 'well I never paid for it in my life but I sure am tempted now'
          Then one of them said 'no need to pay, we want your shoulders and your ****'

          bloomin heck.

          Then I noticed the adams apples.





          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by el duder
            Who on here has payed for the services of a prostitute?

            Time for some honesty.
            Never - and never will - why the hell would you pay? Seems a bit sad really.

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              #16
              Originally posted by realityhack
              Never - and never will - why the hell would you pay? Seems a bit sad really.
              What's the problem, if someone wants the crack? Anyway, it's often cheaper in the long run!

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                #17
                If you think logically about this one.

                Not that I have of course..

                A good hooker about £150 (I have no idea)

                Wife's Birthday prezzie £100 - £500
                Wife's Christmas prezzie £100 - £500

                We all pay for sex one way or another
                Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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                  #18
                  We all pay, it is just that some women deny their status!
                  I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                  The original point and click interface by
                  Smith and Wesson.

                  Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by realityhack
                    Never - and never will - why the hell would you pay? Seems a bit sad really.
                    So you clearly have then.
                    Call the cops

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by wc2
                      If you think logically about this one.

                      Not that I have of course..

                      A good hooker about £150 (I have no idea)

                      Wife's Birthday prezzie £100 - £500
                      Wife's Christmas prezzie £100 - £500

                      We all pay for sex one way or another
                      The difference being the wife wants to have sex with you and she hasn't pulled off 1000s of truckers (I'm guessing?).
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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