Who is the oldest on here?

[xxx rated lady]

I'll meet with you Duder and you can fondle my extensive collection of enormous norks before slipping me one in any of several orifices I had made especially for you.

PS I know that xoggoth guy and he cannot be a day over 30. I have never seen such a handsome virile hunk of a man.

[SallyAnne]

PS I know that xoggoth guy and he cannot be a day over 30. I have never seen such a handsome virile hunk of a man.

I always suspected so

[Lucifer Box]

Zeitghost is several centuries old and may be immortal.

[Zed!]

32 but look 40

Yeah it's the coke that does that..

[CptFantastic]

26

I also realise I'm a contractor, so realityhack's recommendation of this site was true.

Bring on the desperate let them enjoy the fruits of girth, mwhaha.

So says the Grand Acolyte of the Monkey Beards.

[realityhack]

Ah bless
oi nutter - behave Save it for the boozeup

Acolyte of the frikkin Monkey Beards. Don't give the game away now...

Oh, and 30, if I haven't said before. Why is it that you start falling apart when you reach 30? Sigh.

[CptFantastic]

Ah bless
oi nutter - behave Save it for the boozeup

Acolyte of the frikkin Monkey Beards. Don't give the game away now...

Oh, and 30, if I haven't said before. Why is it that you start falling apart when you reach 30? Sigh.

You don't start falling apart when you're 30...you just shift things about for the change that occurs when you've hibernated in your cocoon and appear from the milky casing you lived in. :P

[realityhack]

You don't start falling apart when you're 30...you just shift things about for the change that occurs when you've hibernated in your cocoon and appear from the milky casing you lived in. :P

You been reading too much Kafka?

[CptFantastic]

You been reading too much Kafka?

Heck no, I just live out the poor boy's fantasies :P

[stackpole]

31 but I look 30.