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Are you all fighting over me?Originally posted by LolaHands off you baby snatcher. I saw him first.
Well as im single, and a good catch you can have me. Just say when and where. Ill even treat you remarkably well with dinner, drinks and theatre.
Just dont mess me about by saying your gonna call or txt then not doing so.
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Ooooh, that's nice!Originally posted by el duderAre you all fighting over me?
Well as im single, and a good catch you can have me. Just say when and where. Ill even treat you remarkably well with dinner, drinks and theatre.Comment
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You just want sex by the sounds of it. I'm not interested in one night stands.Originally posted by el duderAre you all fighting over me?
Well as im single, and a good catch you can have me. Just say when and where. Ill even treat you remarkably well with dinner, drinks and theatre.
Just dont mess me about by saying your gonna call or txt then not doing so.
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Are you a prude?Originally posted by PaulaYou just want sex by the sounds of it. I'm not interested in one night stands.Call the cops
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What about two nights? Because looking at your avatar, you're pig ugly and I don't think I could stand 3 dates with you.Originally posted by PaulaYou just want sex by the sounds of it. I'm not interested in one night stands.Comment
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Quality!Originally posted by ChurchillWhat about two nights? Because looking at your avatar, you're pig ugly and I don't think I could stand 3 dates with you.
Call the cops
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I dont do one night stands. Grown out of them. I havent had sex in 6 months. Im waiting for the right girl.Originally posted by PaulaYou just want sex by the sounds of it. I'm not interested in one night stands.Comment
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clickOriginally posted by ChurchillWhat about two nights? Because looking at your avatar, you're pig ugly and I don't think I could stand 3 dates with you.Coffee's for closersComment
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