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Originally posted by MarillionFan37. But I look gorgeous.
Oh sorry, was that not meant to be a joke?
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Originally posted by realityhackYou been reading too much Kafka?
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Originally posted by CptFantasticYou don't start falling apart when you're 30...you just shift things about for the change that occurs when you've hibernated in your cocoon and appear from the milky casing you lived in. :P
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Originally posted by realityhackAh bless
oi nutter - behave Save it for the boozeup
Acolyte of the frikkin Monkey Beards. Don't give the game away now...
Oh, and 30, if I haven't said before. Why is it that you start falling apart when you reach 30? Sigh.
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Ah bless
oi nutter - behave Save it for the boozeup
Acolyte of the frikkin Monkey Beards. Don't give the game away now...
Oh, and 30, if I haven't said before. Why is it that you start falling apart when you reach 30? Sigh.
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I also realise I'm a contractor, so realityhack's recommendation of this site was true.
Bring on the desperate let them enjoy the fruits of girth, mwhaha.
So says the Grand Acolyte of the Monkey Beards.
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Originally posted by SallyAnne32 but look 40
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Originally posted by xxx rated ladyPS I know that xoggoth guy and he cannot be a day over 30. I have never seen such a handsome virile hunk of a man.
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I'll meet with you Duder and you can fondle my extensive collection of enormous norks before slipping me one in any of several orifices I had made especially for you.
PS I know that xoggoth guy and he cannot be a day over 30. I have never seen such a handsome virile hunk of a man.
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